Laugh. Reblog. Repeat.
holy mother of fuck me
Dry off your panties. This fucker can’t even do a push-up.
(Source: badkryptonian, via itsmylabreh)
World’s Shittiest Cake:
Tumblr: You’re doing it right!
Bonus: No one will eat your popcorn OR borrow your hoodie! :)
Ahh… mullet jokes. haha
Just in case you’re feeling dumb today…
He’s just ASKING to be raped, dressed like that…
I have the weirdest boner right now…
Thank you, Consuela. Free Lemon Pledge for you!
This is why Photoshop was created!
Welcome to Sweden, bitches!
She’s not turtley enough for the turtle club.
Someone had to be the first to try it…
…fuck yourself, fuck yourself. The wheels on the bus go fuck yourself, allllll throuuuugh the tooooown.
"We have a stage 5 clinger!!"